Weird Hollow: ASK VLAD: IMPALE IN BULK

Friday, October 2, 2009

ASK VLAD: IMPALE IN BULK

6 comments:

Dragomere said...: Dear Vlad, thank you for answering my qvestion, but I still owe you big time for removing my head twice!

Your cousin,
Dragomere; October 2, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Shawn Robare said...: Also, remember, out of courtesy to the impaled, you'll want to alternate between face up and face down, so that everyone gets a buddy to chat with before expiring. We're not impersonally queuing up the spike!; October 2, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Vlad said...: Vlad's pleasure! Any time Dragomir , any time!

Shawn! Good point! There is nothing like screaming in agony into the face of a total stranger as you expire to REALLY set the proper impaling mood. Vlad commends you!; October 2, 2009 at 11:55 AM
David W. said...: It's nice to see new episodes of Ask Vlad again. Vlad is a obviously man of great knowledge and a passion who puts the likes of a Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura to shame.

I unfortunately live in a community that frowns on the impaling of peasants. In fact, it would get you arrested. Go figure.; October 3, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Timspfd said...: Dear Vlad,
Thank you for the helpful advice. I do have an etiquette question though. When impaling the minor nobility, does an earl or a baron go first?

In admiration,
Tim The Terrible; October 5, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Vlad said...: David! Your community frowns on the impaling of peasants?!? That is the talk of madness! What then do you do for fun?

Tim the Terrible! Vlad has the answer to your question on impaling etiquette! Stay tuned to KRYP-TV for Vlad's answer!; October 5, 2009 at 2:26 PM

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