Friday, March 13, 2009


Can you believe with 12 Friday the 13th movies there was never one with fuzzy mascot characters? Yeah, I can’t believe it either. Jason went into space, he fought Freddy and even visited New York, but he never had the chance to terrorize a theme park.

Since movie fans have been deprived of this Friday the 13th movie, I decided to make up a fake movie prop postcard (using this original postcard) from the Jason movie you will never see, Friday the 13th Part XIII Camp Crystal Lake Family Fun Park.

In this bloody chapter, Jason comes back from the dead a few years after the last time he died to find that Camp Crystal Lake has been transformed into a theme park and he’s just in time for the grand opening!

I can see this prop postcard used in some background scenes, maybe on a postcard spinner rack in a gift shop or better yet impaled onto a poor helpless victim.

Be sure to click on the postcard to view it large. You'll be able to play Where's Jason if you do!


William Bezek said...

Creepy! It reminds me of those awful Ewoks, aka "teddy bears from hell" me the hee-bee-jee-bees.

joe said...

I'd love to visit, they look like they're having so much fun... of course, the whole 'Jason thing' might be a problem, but let me at him, I'll kick his ass.

Frederick said...

What a great idea for the next movie! They should hire you to write it, what an awesome concept.

And I love the card. Cna you imagine if Jason killed one of the fuzzy mascots wandering around and then stalked the camp in the suit?

Coop said...

Hi I really like your blog and hope that this interests you and your readers.

I am attempting to amass a large collection of portraits of Frankenstein's Monster in as many different styles and in as many different media as possible as an ongoing art project. The only stipulation is that the size is 2.5 inches by 3.5 inches (standard artist trading card size) and that each card has name, date, title and anything else you care to add on the back.

I welcome cards from both amateur and professional artists.

I will be leaving blank cards with instructions and mailing address in galleries, colleges, art shops, on buses, handing them out in the street and wherever else I can think of.

If you are reading this and would like to get involved, please send a portrait to:

A Patchwork Of Flesh
45 Silversea Drive
Westcliff on Sea
United Kingdom

Each card I receive will be uploaded here to produce an on-line gallery, I then hope to put on an exhibition of these cards in a gallery.

Any chance you could add me as a link in you blog please?

Caffeinated Joe (Wings) said...

Awesome postcard! The detail is fantastic! ;)