Wednesday, August 20, 2008

GEORGIA BIGFOOT A BIG OL' FAKE


Looks like the Georgia Bigfoot was a hoax. Really, did anyone actually believe those guys? I guess CNN did since they gave “breaking news” time to the hoaxers press conference. I watched it live on Headline News and was laughing hysterically as they tried to dupe the world of their amazing find. Of course I wanted to believe - especially the seven-year old inside of me, the one that loved watching all those old shows in the 70's about Bigfoot.

It was revealed that it was just another greedy hoax created by men who were hoping for fame and fortune from a rubber suit. Yes, that’s right - their bigfoot in the fridge was just a big hairy rubber suit that anyone can order. Order your very own for Halloween or for a hoax. Just be careful not to get shot!


If Bigfoot really exists - I bet he’s laughing large at this latest hoax. He’s probably enjoying a cold Schlitz inside a trailer owned by a woman named Lulu just laughing his fur off!

2 comments:

David Gerard said...

But how could anyone have ever doubted those guys? They just radiated trust. I'm sure the Bigfoot species really has rubbery skin.

Johnny said...

"Of course I wanted to believe - especially the seven-year old inside of me"
Yeah, growing up stinks. I hate it.

But I LOVE this little creepy section of town!

An instant Weird Hollow fan!