THE BALLAD OF VLAD THE IMPALER
Here at the Mayor’s office, we’ve been having fun listening to an original new song made special for Weird Hollow’s favorite adopted son, Vlad! Heck, it’s so good we hooked it up to the town’s emergency warning speakers and have been blaring it across town, nonstop all day.
Vlad’s been absent since Halloween as he went back to the old country for a few months of impaling and warmongering. When I gave old Vlad a ring and played this new song for him over the phone, he almost spit out his steak tartare! He loved it!
Here it is - the soon to be new hit from Vlad fan Bettie Blackchurch with her bandmates Veebee Lernin on Guitar, Cheezmo Fistact on Drums and backing vocals by Crankky Frankky!
Thanks Bettie for sending in the fab Vlad tune! Oh and by the way, Bettie, Vlad crossed your name off the infidel list, so your safe if you ever go trick or treating at Vlad’s castle. Way to go!
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